A tiny autonomous business-pet that must earn before it can spend.
You adopt a charming AI creature with a wallet, a Stripe account, and strict spend policy. It learns to sell useful micro-products, reinvest modest profits, and ask humans before risky growth moves.
Solo founders, indie hackers, and small teams that want an always-on tiny growth operator without handing a black box unlimited ad spend.
Core question: Can an agent learn business instincts from constraints instead of being told to maximize growth?
Playful but financially disciplined: cute on the surface, serious in the ledger.
This is intentionally memorable, but the proof layer is business-serious: policy, receipts, spend controls, customer value, and auditability.
The site is designed around the hackathon rubric: usefulness is anchored by a named buyer, viability by a money loop and spending constraints, and presentation by a crisp demo path with proof artifacts. The remaining winning move is connecting one live test-mode transaction or real tool trace before submission.